How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

Believe erroneously that being ‘I the President’ matters more than serving ‘We the people’

Behave like an obnoxious dictator in a supposed democracy

Openly admire the alleged ‘strength’ of potential world enemies and scoff contemptuously at the apparent ‘weakness’ of previously proven global allies

Defy diplomacy and insult international institutions with myopic mockery

Insist on your clearly skewed version of events and postulate ‘alternative facts’ even when multiple media evidence and expertise available across the world shows you to be delusional in the extreme

Dismissively denounce and discredit anyone who disagrees with your ‘trumped up’ versions of reality as fake or phony

Behave like a racist, sexist bigot and be ignorantly proud of your incendiary racist, sexist bigoted behaviour

Take a lifetime of loser-ish narcissistic need to new levels of arrogant audacity

Use bullying, puffed-up posturing and pathetic Alpha-male swaggering to try to cover your laughably obvious-to-the-rest-of-us inferiority complex

Suggest seriously stupid stuff and think you are a very smart, very stable genius

Fandango’s One Word Challenge: Alienate

7 thoughts on “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

  1. I hope he is losing a lot of friends and alienating a lot of people over here and that they remember it come November! I was sick of it when he was still a private citizen harassing Barack 100% because of his color.

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